The Thousands

Alex is a man and he wears shirts. So he was pretty much the perfect fit for a test-run of the new Vanishing Elephant x Stussy capsule collaboration. All the questions have totally been signed off by a qualified market researcher, swearsies.

Can you draw the Stussy S?
Yep it’s like \|\ but rotated. We used to draw it in year three when we were practicing our tags. Mine was ‘FRESH’.

What are the most important things about a good shirt, and how many boxes does this guy tick?
1) don’t make me look wider around the middle; 2) don’t make my arms look like flag poles with your big sleeves; 3) have a tops print. It ticks all of them.

Would you wear this on a sexy times date, to a basketball game or to a bar mitzvah?
The first and the third because girls have liked the print and it also definitely says “sure, but who else is ready to party?”

Do you now want the shorts to match?
Yes of course absolutely. Combining them would be resortwear meets trapwear.

And how do you feel about the Oxfords? Does this shirt need some brothers down below?
Everyone needs brothers down below and the tumblr menswear lords would be horrified if I busted out thongs or whatever.

Does it feel more Stussy or more VE?
The look is more VE but the vibe is irie.

Thank you, Alex. Please help yourself to the mini-strudels on the way out.