The Thousands

Choosing your bottled H2O these days has become somewhat of a consumerist quagmire. You’re nobody unless you have the latest John Paul Gaultier/Evian collaboration, or you’re toting plastic with bling. There’s no class in just plain water, dahling, it’s got to be purified, or artesian, or siphoned from the slick back of a prehistoric Eporeodon 207 million years ago by spiritual water-herders, preserved kilometres underground in its purest form until you need a thirst-quencher after riding your fixie up the hill to the shops.**Yeah right.

Yukk is a Sydney-based purveyor of essential beverages, and Yukk This Is Bottled Water is normal water for normal people, in a stylish bottle you won’t be embarrassed to re-fill at the water fountain. It’s completely clean and comes from the heritage-listed part of the Blue Mountains. Ah, so refreshing in so many ways.

And they also deal in coffee, the other necessary beverage for survival. Winner!