The Thousands

One of the best pick-up lines I’ve ever heard (disclaimer: also probably the worst), is "Have you got spanners in your eyes? Cause you’re sure tightening my nuts". Yeah, gross. But it was in jest, and at least he was getting a little creative with it, rather than singing a Rob Thomas song AT you during drunken karaoke.

Dead Boomers are the creative cats. Swindling field recordings from Melbourne and it’s surroundings. Or putting that A minor through a thousand pedals. DB fabricate a noisy conceptual mind-fu*k, ala Oren Ambarchi orchestrating a live locust plague.**With song titles like ‘Hunted Cock’ on the Sharon Stone side, and ‘Greed Captures the Essence of the Evolutionary Spirit’ on the Michael Douglas side, you half expect to hear some lurking doomy pop or extreme grindcore, but it’s 100% noise. Rejecting the order of Darwin, Dead Boomers are here to take you back through time and highlight everything that went wrong.