The Thousands

The end of the world is now. War, famine, pestilence and dysentery reign. Who will save us from a pathetic death on a cold, lonely dunny can? There is only one. They call him Kill Pixie.

But who is this mysterious man? And what drives him to create such peculiar and stylistically unique visions of freaky, flint-eyed felines and feathery, sea-faring folk? 2T hit the streets (and then the girls’ toilets) in the hunt for clues that might reveal more about the dude under the hood. Here’s what the kids had to say:
**"He never sleeps ‘cos he’s scared of the dark," Sharnay, 27.
"His favourite movie is American Tail 2: Fievel Goes West" Cribs, 25.
"They say he found a dead man outside the front of his house once," Voldemort, 99.
"Mum said he has little wheels stuck to the bottom of his feet so he can skate everywhere," Hayden, 7.
"He’s an alcoholic who uses recreational drugs to influence his hopes and dreams," Jean Paul Sartre, 45.
"Nihon ni kimashita, demo keisatsu dake mimashita. Bakka yo!" Shinji, 27
"Didn’t he date a girl called Lola-Jean?" Lola-Jean, 21.
"He came second in a hot dog eating competition, but choked on some roasted poodle," Alastair Edwards, 27