The Thousands

The first fact you should know, is that knowing facts about rocks makes you more sexually desirable. The next facts you should know, naturally, should be rock-related.Did you know that emeralds sweat when subjected to heat?

Warm things up at the crystal and mineral collection at The Australia Museum – take your date there and get sweaty as you share rock facts.**Marvel at the colours, textures and formations that leave Dries van Noten for dead.

S/he’ll be dazzled.

Australia’s oldest museum also features a Hitchcock-esque bird room and all the skeletons, fossils, taxidermy and palaeontological quandaries you could ever need to make your seduction smooth and successful.