The Tattoo of Your Name on My Butt
by PENNY MODRA
  • WHAT

    The Tattoo of Your Name on My Butt

  • WHERE

    eBay (then Kirsty's butt)

published on 1st February, 2010

I need to make everyone aware that, in what may be the greatest artwork ever conceived by the human mind, Kirsty Hulm is now auctioning her butt on eBay. She says, "If you win I will tattoo your name on my ass in hand written font, 1cm high. You will receive a photo for your personal records."

Now, I’ve always liked Kirsty Hulm’s stuff. Her business card – which has no contact details just Kirsty Hulm. Artist. Here For You stamped on one side. That neon sign – "Imagine Me And You, I Do" attached to the steeple of St Paul’s Cathedral. But the KH is now taking it to a new level.

Some of you are hoping I will now quote a German philosopher to justify your intense desire to have your name on Kirsty Hulm’s ass, but, as Hélène Cixous said, tough titties. (Note from Kirsty: "I have no other tattoos on my butt, so it will be very prominent.")

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