The Thousands

Dear local or curious patron,

Do not miss this. It is very important. The face of Chippendale has changed. There’s a new resident, a White Rabbit. It’s huge. You have to see it.

White Rabbit is a non-for-profit, purpose-built gallery space housing Chinese Contemporary Art – a locally unrecognized void in my opinion. Here you will find no installation, sculpture, photograph or painting produced outside of China or before the year 2000. Only accessible, modern mind maps to stimulate your knowledge in everything from strobe lighting to consumerism, hyperrealism to underpants – each rampant with creativity.**The director, Judith Nelson, is a billionaire. This is her private collection. She is in China sourcing new acquisitions for your eyes right now.

The adjoining tea room serves a red lychee brew to compliment your secular sampling experience. They are introducing their Evening Book Club next Tuesday dishing up dialogues on the memoir The Private Life of Chairman Mao.

It’s stunning. I thought it was best I made sure you knew that they actually do sell rabbits.

With kind regards,

Your fellow citizen.