The Thousands

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After its yearly sabbatical, ABC pool is re-opening. The view is stunning, the surroundings serene, and they sell Pat And Stick’s ice cream sandwiches. Awesome! Weekend arvos can get crowded with wankers in designer sunnies and swimwear. And weekdays at lunch, time-pressed Alpha Male jogger assholes from the CBD swarm on the place. So, avoid those times. Also, note the curious trend of gay men waxing every hair on their body and head with a carefully manicured beard. Gotta love Sydney! – WB