The Thousands

If you’ve been feeling cold and sniffly lately, chances are you are just not getting enough human in your diet. Pack a thigh-fillet sandwich along to this cheese-tastic old skool cracker, which sees a young couple arrive in a sleepy small town with a terrible, crunchy secret – the townspeople are plagued by three young dames with a penchant for person. This beauty’s budget is non-existent, the sets are beyond cheap and the acting is waaaaay camp. What this film lacks in plot it makes up for in puns. Bring a date, some seasoning and a bib. – JB