The Thousands

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Devendra is playing at The Metro on January 24 and I’ll bet you wish you hadn’t shaved off that beard yesterday. You’ve got a chin like the toe of an old shoe. Why are you exposing it again? It’s not good, Bro, not good at all. And why’d you cut off all your hair? Last week you looked like wild Jesus, all grown-out and cool. Now you just look like a fucking cop. Nice one, officer Busted-head. Way to go. Have fun being sneered at by all the long-hair digging chicks at the Devendra gig. They’ll be there too, those chicks, and they won’t give you the time of day unless you resemble a Crosby Stills & Nash roadie (circa 1971). Sucks to be you, man. You really blew it. Incidentally, we’re giving away free tickets to the show. Yeah! – JC