The Thousands

The late night danceteria is back, with jugs of sangria aplenty, and the GOODGOD residents on tunemaking duty well into the dawn. The dress code is stricter than a pigtail-swinging Miss Trunchbull, so turn up in blue jeans and a white T-shirt, or white jeans and a blue T-shirt, or you can save those schlick latino moves for another time. Serious. – REJ