Hipster Doofus Party

Description
Being mean to hipsters is fun. Exhibit A: This, Exhibit B: This. It’s also a cinch, especially when some fluoro-loving party-starters, who claim to sound like ‘crushing up rose quartz and smoking it in a double headed crack pipe’ do most of the work for you. All you have to do is dress with a strong Surry slant. They’ll provide live Dos and Don’ts, lots of triangle art, a text piece by Tao Lin, lasers by ‘some loser’, new media works and ‘general comeupfuckery’. I’m confused but totally already digging out my no-lens wayfarers. – AF

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