The Thousands

Your extensive Italian language and Spaghetti Western experience will tell you that this project involves ‘much death’. Being that TwoThousand rarely receives an entertainment offer so tempting, we sent a reporter…
- Excuse me, is this the hellishly shambolic handmade cinema cave we saw advertised?
- Yes, but Mr Tarantino has already booked it.
- But does he have a band of outlaws, sex fiends, sophisticates and skeletons to back him up?
- (Nonplussed silence)
- Sorry, dumb question. Well, is he going to perform the film’s soundtrack live, complete with attempted Italian narration?
- No he is going to sit at home wearing tracksuit pants, looking at pictures of Christina Ricci.
- (Now it’s the reporter’s turn for incredulous pausing)
Molto Morte: like GRINDHOUSE, but with cowboys, Italians and awesome live effects. – PM