The Thousands

It’s common knowledge that everyone gets uglier after drinking. We all think we look better, but after a certain point it’s a parade of lazy eyes and nip slips. So what happens on the first Saturday of every month which makes 97.34% of people appear above-average attractive in these social pics? The power of the DSLR, even with post-prod, is surely not that mighty. While we at the thousands can offer no answer; Paradoxically, the folks at No Answer might hold the answer. Featuring an eclectic who’s who of Sydney DJs and a sweet party vibe it’s worth a try anyway. Oh, and if anyone finds a fountain of youth hidden under Q-Bar can they please let us know? – JG