Uggh, I got offered some work for Wednesday night and I am SO BROKE that I have to take it and miss Star Crash. And now I have to write about it too. OMG and now I’m watching the trailer and it looks TERRIBLE and I bet I would have loved it. It’s a 1979 Star Wars knock-off by schlockmeister Roger Corman, with bad special FX, shitty stop-motion robot fights, B-grade actors who are poor cousin lookalikes to then A-list stars and corny music!! Fuck. Jay Katz is showing it at The Vanguard (which I love too). Let’s just not talk about it OK?






