The Thousands

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An old co-worker of mine was a dedicated bargain hunter and vintage connoisseur. We’d get him to tell us tales of his fashion conquests every week, not because they were particularly fascinating, but because he pronounced it ‘wintage’, which was endlessly entertaining. Try it now: ‘Wintage’. "I would like to buy your wintage shoes please". Hilarious. And it gets even funnier if you do it in public. To a stranger. At a notably vogue market at the infamous Hibernian House. Here’s your chance. – AF