Don’t worry – it’s not as bad as it sounds. While it’s probably still something you should save for after hours (‘Boner Party’ is not really the sort of thing you want showing up on your work/uni web history after all), this site is definitely more funny than nudie.
Written in giddy stoner-rant style by a couple of ‘LA clichés’ named Ned and Doug, BONER PARTY is a daily celebration of ‘everything boner worthy’: a mix of cheeky and irreverent stabs at the sexy ladies of the celeb world, combined with the boys’ own endearing fantasy-rants (Jessica Simpson in mom jeans, anyone?) and digs at hipster culture.
**Sure, it may be a tad chauvinistic, but it’s in no way serious. Boys and girls alike can get a laugh from this, and even a confidence boost knowing that it’s certainly not just celeb pin-ups that get these boys excited. There are some racy snaps here and there, but nothing much more than you’d see in the back pages of your supermarket gossip mags – when, you know, that bikini slips a little bit at the beach (or, in this case, Lily Allen’s knickers).
Get the popcorn.
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