Perez Hilton is dead. Long live the new queen, D-listed.
From the poison pen of Michael Kay, this celebrity obsessed blog is a million times funnier and a billion times more interesting than Perezhilton.com. Unlike Perez, Michael doesn’t play arbitrary favourites while scalding others: he despises them all. He also spares us the sanctimonious tone that Perez has recently adopted. And his vulgar and bizarre ruminations on obsessions like Phoebe Price and Ice T’s wife Coco are endlessly entertaining.**The only frustating part is that it isn’t constantly updated. If we were in charge we’d keep the blogger chained to a radiator like in BLACK SNAKE MOAN with only a typewriter and one of those cat feeders that people leave out when they go on holidays. Now that’s entertainment!
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