The Thousands

Hey, I meant to ask you; you know Michi, don’t you? I saw you with her at that party – she was the one in the Marc Jacobs pumps. Yeah, the ones with one broken heel. That’s her! Come to think of it, I saw you in The Falconer with her just last week. You, I recall, were wearing a skort (of all things), which would have been alright had you been sitting on one of the low booths and not a chair, hanging your butt over the edge. But Michi looked radiant. Even in that trench coat. Lovely girl, isn’t she? Gregarious, really.**Now, I don’t mean to be rude, but I do think she could stand to lose a couple of kgs, don’t you? She looks like she eats lots of Toblerones. Maybe even that she eats them in bed and wakes up with Toblerone Rorschach tests on her chest. Perhaps if she did a little less blousing and a little more worrying about fingerless gloves, leggings or men with large nipples, she might shed ‘em.Anyway, we can forgive her the extra padding can’t we – how could you stay mad at anyone with such beautiful binding?