It’s saved you after a big night out and fed you during a skint night in. It’s an unsung hero, ‘the world’s most reliable meal’, almost as necessary as sleep. TOAST celebrates a staple diet crumb by crumb, combining recipes, quotes and incredible facts with a slice for every situation and personality.
From skinny girlfriends (‘Chick toast’ – soy and linseed, no butter or creamy substance, avocado, tomato, cracked pepper), to fat best friends (‘Blue vein thrombosis’ fruit loaf, butter, stilton cheese, a fig – halved), TOAST is a ridiculous and fascinating crusty journey that will make you laugh. Let the peasants eat toast.








