The Thousands

OK everyone, cancel your trips to London. There’s no need to spend 24 hours in transit and then the next year eating beans at greasy spoon cafes and rating Page 3 girls in The Sun. Topshop is here. In Sydney. No really, it’s finally arrived. And why else would you schlepp all the way to Ol’ Blighty when summer’s a-coming over here and they’re about to experience 4pm sunsets?

Incu are expanding their Paddington store to make room for this fashion behemoth, and they’ll be replenishing stock every month. Expect Topshop and Topman clothes, clodhoppers and adornments, as well as their collaborative line with Kate Moss, which had Londoners shitting bricks when it launched.**This weekend’s opening do comes with Bourke Street Bakery treats, cupcakes, and DJs, and the carousing won’t stop ’til Sunday eve. London’s got nothing on Paddington right now.