Tomah
Don’t drive here at night time because you’ll miss the turn off and no one is around to help you. So when you arrive, early afternoon, arms... read more...
Haven Amphitheatre
Poor Walter Burley Griffin. He won a competition to design the capital city of this country and all he got for it was a battle with bureaucracy, a legacy... read more...
Manhattan SuperBowl
Good mescaline comes on slow. From streetview, Manhattan Superbowl has the seemliness of Petersham’s Majestic Roller Rink. You’d think it was abandoned... read more...
Shepherd Street Car Park
Here is a location that is perfect for every situation. In a hazy flurry you left your bong on your bedside table this morning, and your mum just sent... read more...
Shaving a Wu Tang W
Whoever penned ‘check yourself before you wreck yourself’ obviously had no idea what they were talking about and couldn’t grasp the hilarity... read more...
Pinball
Having remained unchanged since the 70s, you can be ‘out of the game’ for years yet still strut up and play like a Pinball Wizard – unlike... read more...
PARLOUR
Hi, my name is Wilfred, and I have a problem with alcohol… at art openings. Usually served from a card table, to a mob of ravenous art students,... read more...
Oz Comic-Con
Okay, before I begin I have to just get this out of the way: NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!! NERDS NERDS NERRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! Okay, let’s begin. Comic-Con... read more...
The Blocks
As with dining, so has there been effort amongst wine types to demystify the stuff. The idea here is to familiarise people with wine. To have the same... read more...
Pressure Phosphenes
Thanks eyeballs! Pressure phosphenes are the visions caused by eyeball fingering and result in frantic eruptions of colour and complex geometric patterns... read more...
Bunya Nut Harvesting
STOP. There are things you need to know before you reap Bunya cones, or you might die. They fall hard from a type of pine tree that existed when dinosaurs... read more...
The Settlement
There’s a volcano rim on the border of New South Wales and Queensland, and when you stand on its edge you can see the entire coast from Byron Bay... read more...
Make Your Own Meme
When I walk down the street I always hear the words: “Matt how do I become an internet sensation like you? How does my life become a MEME?”.... read more...
Cinema Alley 2012 - Double Vision
Cinema Alley takes the aggravations of viewing video art within the ‘white box’ and tosses them out. Instead you get cinema-style seating,... read more...
Establishment 218
My favourite part of Establishment 218 is that it’s a meat fridge called Establishment 218 and they treat you like a favourite guest at The Ritz. There... read more...
Black Capital
Redfern. Not a place named; as I long assumed, after an abundance of red coloured native flora (to my great disappointment, exclusively red ferns do not... read more...
Little Bay
Imagine if Gordon’s Bay was better. You’re imagining Little Bay. You’d never believe that behind Long Bay Prison sits a gaping bay with... read more...
Poolside Boners: an owner’s manual
Most of the men who read this publication are well through puberty, but not so far through it they’ve forgotten the sheer humiliation that can be wrought... read more...
The Edge of Australia
Before we go any further, we’ve got to enter a verbal contract promising that you’ll never leave a trace of rubbish at the place I’m... read more...
Tree Bombing
Before you read any further, no, we haven’t got any copies of the Anarchist Cookbook laying around and no, we’re not talking about obliterating... read more...
Glow Worm Tunnel
Here’s a fun fact: glowworms aren’t even worms, they’re insects. Flies, usually, but otherwise they’re beetles. They glow through... read more...
House Work
Stars! No, wait. Artists! They’re just like us! Since the recognition of the Documented Instance of Public Eating (let’s call it DIPE) amongst... read more...
Voting in the FBi SMAC Awards
It’s the fourth year that FBi have celebrated Sydney’s greatest thinkers and makers, and proof that our city is truly great. With nominees... read more...