Most pools are boring. You go for a bit of splashy splashy and you get a bit of splashy splashy. Refreshing, but whatever. No so this one. She’s an unpredictable beast with levels that change with the tides and a tendency to get dirty. But everyone likes a dirty girl right? She’ll cool you off and caress your limbs then shove a jelly fish right in your face.
Yes, that’s right, she’s a cache of harbour water. You’re thinking that harbour water is gross, aren’t you? That argument never held at 6am on Saturdays when my dad tried to make an Olympian out of me and it sure as hell won’t now. This ain’t no slough. This is the oldest pool in Australia! Take off those hipster shorts and show some respect, Speedo style.
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DucklingsSeeing as ducklings are too weak to handle the rain and fend off the cat, you’ll need to provide an outdoor, hay-lined enclosure for the ...
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An interview with YuckJonny Rogoff is chill guy from New Jersey (here’s a video of him appreciating art). Three years ago Jonny was living in the Israeli desert...
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Kenzie Larsen, ‘It’s Just...Kenzie Larsen apparently believes the adage about how it is busy people who get things done. She makes art and theatre and custom t-shirts. She...
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Little BayImagine if Gordon’s Bay was better. You’re imagining Little Bay. You’d never believe that behind Long Bay Prison sits a gaping...
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A short interview with Max Lavergne,...They added Best Eats this year. What should be the next category added? Best Fats, I would imagine (because of the alphabet). It’ll be a...
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An Open Letter To David SedarisWe first encountered you when one of our good friends gave us SantaLand Diaries as a Christmas pressie. Despite being a totally predictable...