The Thousands

Nothing much has changed since we were Cro-Magnon. In an irresistable manner, cooling weather still kicks in our primal human desire for warmth, and that means fire. Thanks to the minor achievement that is civilisation, we can now have fires in bars instead of caves. **However, in all his infinite wisdom, The Man stripped us of Baron’s and its hallowed fireplace, thereby removing our city’s go-to location to warm our loins and play out fantasies of aristocratic withdrawing.

That doesn’t mean we have to shiver, whimpering, in the cold. From the slinkily stylish to the sumptuously opulent, there’s still some places offering the winter necessity that is a well-stocked fireplace. TwoThousand brings you a grab bag.