Gay Bash Is Dead
published on 19th April, 2008

Gay Bash is committing social suicide by hosting its own funeral.

The final Gay Bash ever promises to be a night of mourning til morning, with all four levels of the Oxford Hotel to be filled with wailing widows, zombies, dead celebrities, maggots, sunglasses, black clothes, flowers, and casserole.

**Apparently "putting the ‘fun’ back into ‘funeral’" will be Ajax, Sleater Brockman, Hoops’ Ninalasvegas and Bad Ezzy, Health Club’s Mike Tyson, Spruce Lee, and Magic Happens (aka Master Celebrator). Plus the n.o.t.o.r.i.o.u.s. Gay Bash DJs.

Asses to asses, bust to bust.

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