The Thousands

Regardless of your good intentions, come January 2nd your brain is going to be steaming. It’s like that awful ad for panty liners: two days, 17 parties, 260 drinks, one pair of undies (or whatever they said). Only you can’t get a liner for your noggin, so you just have to cop the ooze your brain starts to leak.

Options for dealing with said ooze include:
1) Being a little bitch and and bunkering down in your room until the hurty goes away.
2) Taking it like a good man should, mustering your second wind and heading right back out there.**We’re taking option two. You know why? Because we’re well hard, obviously, but also because Micachu & The Shapes and Telepathe are playing their only Sydney club sets that night. Plus, some of our finest talent will be in attendance, with sets from Seekae, Canvas Kites, Tennis, Cabaret Callado and Shady Lane, as well as Melbourne’s Otouto and Chicago. If all those rock stars can front up after playing NYE gigs up the wazoo, then surely you can too.

You’ll be sloppy, we’ll be sloppy, let’s all be sloppy together!