The Thousands

It should come as no surprise that this is actually Fiddy’s second video game, as Jigga would say, he ain’t a businessman, he’s a business, man.

After setting up a convoluted story about a crystal skull (think Damien Hirst) and a Middle East kingpin, G-Unit embarks on a bullet-filled adventure complete with ‘bling’ power-ups and a continuous Curtis Jackson soundtrack. While the game itself is surprisingly advanced, the constant posturing quickly wears out its welcome.**Not that it matters, true Gorilla Unit members will still eat it up as they await his next branded venture, hilariously rumoured to be male skincare. W-w-wankster.